Ban the member above you!

I ban you because I'm not a grammar teacher

and my keyboard can prove that...

I ban you because it's not

I ban you for assuming you don't truly know. Isn't it obvious? They are one of the best recognized faces of the Organization's seventy second branch. Meadow is but a cover-up for operation MdZ4 - quite the nuferious sort; testing of and creation of remarkably cruel bioweapons for sea creatures...sardines namely. That aside, you must have seen them once, or dare I say thrice. It is impossible to have missed it, simply a matter of identification with the profile... I will not be fooled and advise you join me in that.

Ah, but it did, and beyond! Don't try to hide it...banned, for also, posting to the wrong person ahahaha.

I ban you cause you're being confusing yet making sense at the same timewhat

I ban you for being a paradoxal being

Alas, that is true. However not poor in fact, as it will be the gateway to humanity's salvation through the destruction of your experimenting with the X program. I will expose and storm my troops into your fortress. It is only a matter of time, with careful planning to boot... I wouldn't be so hasty to divulge the true operation, after all.
Banned for the "are" over "our" though.

I ban you because you banned them for being pointless

I ban you because the facepalm carried over a post and I can't get over the assertion

I ban you for saying it's becoming a fight when it's still a civilized conversation

I ban you because I also have fancy letters