What a terrible genie

-since the last post didn't have a wish-
I wish I could talk to animals.

Granted, but it can only reach 1 foot off the ground.
I wish I had some of that Sparkled LemonLime water.

Wish granted, but every time you touch something, you break a bone.
I wish I had wings.

(Zeus is the spelling you're looking for. *is a mythology nerd*)
Wish granted, but instead your parakeet just claws you instead.
I wish my dog would stop running over my foot.

Granted, but they're literally on fire.
I wish I could see into the future.

(Oh darn, that's dark)
Granted, but it has such a low current that it can only serve an aesthetic purpose.
I wish I could move out of my current home.

(It must be really cold where you live if you want to grow fur! Oh that gives me an idea )
Wish Granted! But your fur will heat you up so much, you sweat like crazy and the only place you can live is Antarctica.
I wish I could steal anything I want without ever being caught.

(Same here!)
WiSh GrAnTeD
But you can only shrink for a minute otherwise you will explode!
I wish I could ACTUALLY draw well DIGITAL. Why must it be so hard!

Granted but they taste awful.
I wish I had claws instead of nails.

Granted, but whatever work you do is 10 times more harder
I wish that I could mind control humans, animals, and anything else considered alive to do my bidding.

Granted, but the only thing you can consume are nails, oil, and wires.
I wish I had a bag that whenever I reach in, I will always pull out a hundred dollar bill.